Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
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Couldn't believe the chance he got
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He'd be a hero with one toe punt
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But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt
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SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
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SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
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SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
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Should he hit to the left
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Should he hit to the right
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Don't really matter coz he was shite
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That's the way our luck goes
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Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose
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If I score this it'll be a killer
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Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa
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Didn't take a run up for the kick
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Even me mum thinks I'm a prick
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DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE
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BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
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SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
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WHEREVER WE MAY BE
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COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
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Southgate (Euro '96)
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