I hit the bottle in the morning
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In the summertime.
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I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way.
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I find a party by the ocean,
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Buy the cheapest wine,
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Call up my friends to come and waste the day.
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I got a dime bag,
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Corduroys, and colored sleeves,
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A bindle and some LSD.
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Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
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To help me to forget my name.
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(bridge)
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I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
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Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
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Most of us are just livin' a lie!
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Trying to get fucked up every night!
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(chorus)
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I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day.
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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I'm sorry, but I have to say...
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I'm too drunk to fuck!
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Now the party was jumpin'
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And the girls were fine,
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With the lipstick summer glaze!
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I got so many women
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Comin' after me
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I put some pussy on lay-away.
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I was smoked out,
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Torn up,
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Drunk as Fuck
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And I wouldn't want to change a thing!
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Young and dumb
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And full of cum
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With the sugar loaded candy cane!
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(Bridge)
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I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
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Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
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Most of us are just livin' a lie!
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Trying to get fucked up every night!
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(Chorus)
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I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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I'm sorry, but I have to say...
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I'm too drunk to fuck ya
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OH! I'm to drunk to fuck ya!
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(solo)
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I can't eat,
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Can't sleep,
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And I'm bored as fuck.
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And the girl I want just walked away.
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She just found out
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I'm too drunk to fuck
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It looks like I'm not gettin laid.
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(Bridge)
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I could spend my lifetime gettin' high!
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Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
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Most of us are just livin' a lie!
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Trying to get fucked up every night!
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(Chorus)
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I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
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Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
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I'm sorry but I have to say...
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I'm too drunk to fuck ya!
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Too drunk to fuck ya!
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YEAH! I'm too drunk to fuck ya!
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Too drunk to fuck ya!
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(repeated)
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Some one help me!
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Lord have mercy,
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Please, somebody help me!
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I can't even fuckin breathe!
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I'm too drunk to fuck! ("what!?" in clean version)
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Too Drunk
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| Buckcherry |
