As you know bucketheadland has been the source of a great deal of contraversy regarding safety and health issues
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You may have heard that we failed our health inspection again due to the annual increase in the amount of maggots found in the cemitary corpses
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were proud to announce that the maggot crops have been reduced by 25% and were now permitted to sell certain types of candy and (something)of the park under stricked controlled circumstances
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we have already begun discussing plans to cut down on spider (something) and worms in the kitchen
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there has also been some noise in the local media and in the amussment park industry (something) about the safety of our rides, which have been knowin to fall apart or go rouge from time to time it is true that the rides sometimes go off the tracks but we assure you that they generaly come back, rides do tip over or come unhinged on occasion but we firmly believe that the threat of this happening is part of the thrill our visitors are looking for
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Health & Safety Advisory
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