Stuck inside all night and day
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glued to the tube, you can't turn away
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pushing those buttons always do your tricks
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couch slouch knucklehead it's how you get your kicks
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man look at you it's all you can do
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days you can't skate you join the nintendo crew
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or play tony hawk and get a high score
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life without video games has become such a bore
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pushbutton warfare is driving me insane
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I'm going to war with my video games
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if you don't see me again, you'll know why
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I'll be playing these things until I die
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gotta play all day or I'll surely die
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sore thumbs sweaty palms and a nervous twitch in my eye
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no hope for the future, this tradition wrecked it
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I dunno for sure man I think I'm epileptic
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fake sick again stay home from school
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six hours straight this fuckin' rules
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gotta save the princess, beat the boss
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my homeworks filled with secret codes my brain is tossed
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mario link metriod and the kong 8-bit frenzy on my mind all day long
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mega man mappy land battle toads and contra too
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I'll play forever nintendo power by my side
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bonus levels passwords and unlimited lives
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gave up on life at age 19
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spend the rest of my days in front of the TV screen
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Push Button Warfare
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| Bones Brigade |
