(Carole Bayer Sager/Bette Midler/Bruce Roberts)
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I stayed out late one night and you moved in
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I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in
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May I remind you that it's been a year since then
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Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?)
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You're looney friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)
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Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea
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So pack your toys away
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Your pretty boys away
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Your 45s away
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Your alibis away
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Your Spanish flies away
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Your one-more-tries away
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Your old tie-dyes away
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You're moving out today
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Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
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The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
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Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me, fool!
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Pack up your rubber duck
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I'd like to wish you luck
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Your funny cigarettes
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Your sixty-one cassettes
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Pack all your clothes away
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Your rubber hose away
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Your all-day-glows away
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You're moving out today
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Pack up your dirty looks
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Your songs that have no hooks
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Your stacks of Modern Screen
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Your portrait of the Queen
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Your mangy cat away
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Your Babyphat away
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You're headed that-a-way
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You're moving out today
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Pack up your fork and spoon
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Please leave my Lorna Doones
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Your map of Mozambique
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Your water bed that leaks
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You're Moving Out Today
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| Carole Bayer Sager |
