Here it is, a technological breakthrough.
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It'll make your teeth so much whiter.
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It'll make your clothes so much nicer,
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and your soul so much more accessible.
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For the next ten minutes you're mine,
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and for the rest of your life you're mine,
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and with each breath you take you'll find you have sold your soul,
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you've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand.
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Here it is a technological breakthrough,
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the ten minute wrinkle release program.
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You can sell your soul if you want to
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sell your soul as fast as you can.
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For the next ten minutes you're mine,
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and for the rest of you're life you're mine,
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and with each breath you take you'll find you've sold your soul.
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You've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand.
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We want your blood, we want it spilled on the pavement,
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and the funny thing is how easy it is to get you to buy right in.
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And you're seated right next to me behind this screen of convenience
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dreaming about how one day you can spend the rest of your time
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never setting foot outside your house
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placing orders from the comfort of your vacuum cleaner shaped couch.
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So here it is - the ten minute wrinkle release program.
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And the funny thing is, how easy it is.
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Ten Minute Wrinkle Release Program
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| The Cable Car Theory |
