Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
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You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
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And when your hand is on your heart
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You're nearly a good laugh
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Almost a joker
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With your head down in the pig bin
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Saying keep on digging
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Pig stain on your fat chin
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What do you hope to find
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When you're down in the pig mine
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You're nearly a laugh
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You're nearly a laugh
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But you're really a cry
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Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
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You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
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You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
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You're nearly a good laugh
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Almost worth a quick grin
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You like the feel of steel
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You're hot stuff with a hat pin
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And good fun with a hand gun
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You're nearly a laugh
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You're nearly a laugh
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But you're really a cry
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Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
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You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
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You're trying to keep your feelings off the street
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You're nearly a real treat
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All tight lips and cold feet
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And do you feel abused
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You gotta stem the evil tide
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And keep it all on the inside
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Mary, you're nearly a treat
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Mary, you're nearly a treat
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But you're really a cry
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Pigs (Three Different Ones)
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| Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade |