[Mr. Eon]
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Girls, girls, girls, girls
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My right hand I adore
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Spankin on my sheets till I can't cum no more
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I'm on a five-a-day plan, then I'm switchin hands
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Not really carin where my sticky white lands
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I'm half-asleep, you calm me Captain Kleenex
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Cuz I be cummin on quilts until my dick wilts
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Then I'm in the shower, Jergens and Vaseline-a
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Right named Palmer, left hand Wristina
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Like the Artifacts, I Come On wit the cum on
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Might jerkin work, lookin up too many skirts
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I nut on puffs after I huff the dutch
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The ten pack pocket tissue comes in the clutch
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So put on the Kristy-Kenya video
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That's four nuts a day, and one more to go
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[El-P]
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Check check check check
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Dear Sir,
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I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now
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But up until today I haven't had an experience as really worthy of this column
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The solo jux avidly have to repeat
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I felt weak, felt like we were havin sex for a week
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I wanna spark the bottle, wack it but I don't have a sheet
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So inevitably I pull out of the pocket
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Just for an example that I'm huggin up a plug wit no socket
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Now how soundly she slept while I fume
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Vexed about the fact I couldn't nut off
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Pent up, balls blue, painful
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I know that when woke she's disdainful
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Time to come up wit Plan D for Desparation
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Pulled out the love monkey and shot off to the titties' location
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At least in that direction
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Upon further inspection, she awoke splashed in the head section
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Shook by the goblety goods
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"Think-I-think I gotta" [Q-Tip] *cut and scratched*
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"Just beat it" "Jerkin your jimmy but you still can't come off" [Phife]
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"I thought I had it in the palm of my hand"
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"Just give me the pussy and I'll be straight
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If you don't, fuck it I'll masturbate" [Eazy E]
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[Mr. Eon] *rapping in kiddy voice*
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All day I like to stroke it, then I poke it
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And be like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, are you alive little man
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Got Hands On Experience cuz I jerk alot
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Exotic hand creams that's what I got
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And a porno collection about the size of Jada Sulton
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When I purchase movies, it's usually out in Fulton
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Then I take it home and spank it, and wipe it with a napkin
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Yo I love to jerk like ? love to hack
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And maybe it's a must like a kitty cat's purr
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I've been known to fuck my girl than jerk off next to her
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Keep it real, yo yo Bob stop stop jerkin and come do your lyrics
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[Bobbito]
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I go solo wit my hand so you can call me Han Solo
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Slap my skins, so they call me Bobby Bongos
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Auto-matic, just for my peepee
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Hit a vital nerve, lick her tits, curve
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Jergens Dry, no lotion for my hand motion
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Don't cry, dry your eye
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Here's a towel, my hands move like constipated bowels
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I shoot extra far if a girl talks foul
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Choke my chicken, slap my wanker
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A girl lets me watch her with her tits out while I'm spankin
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Then I'll thank her, ah check it out
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I'm harder than the hardest artist hard can get
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KBL in the place, workin a sweat
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Doin beats strokin off until the Twinkie gush
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Until they amputate my hands I won't sweat the puss
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Unless she wants to, then I'll worry about gettin, the monster
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So I'd rather avoid the unwanted pregnancy
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The headaches of an emotional attachment
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I live my own fantasy world where anything goes
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Besides the longer I go without sex
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The closer bobbin my boloney comes to feelin like the real thing
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Think twice about walkin barefoot on my bedroom floor
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Yo Mi, hit me up wit a magazine
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I'm goin to bed man, I'm out
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Hands on Experience
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