[Intro speaking part]
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It's Chris Crocker ...
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(It's so hard to play guitar with these press-on nails!)'
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What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?
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Just like New York City, oh, the ball's gonna drop ...
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All these men keep staring, but I'm just a big fraud ...
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(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)
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DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
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DO ya want CHRIS? (want it, want it)
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Now I'm gettin' rowdy as my knees hit the ground
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He never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down ...
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I'm flirtin' with his world
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He thinks I'm his girl,
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but there's more than meets the eye
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Football and shiny pearls..
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It's the best of both worlds
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And it's all between my thighs..
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Let's go to a church and then I'll show them my split ...
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(I will pray to God that they don't see this big clit)
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Twirlin' my blonde hair
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Girls like me are everywhere ...
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(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)
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DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
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Do you want CHRIS? (want it, want it)
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Now I'm gettin' pouty as my knees hit the ground
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He never knew what BIT him ...
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Turn that frown upside down ...
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I'm just another.. hopeless romantic
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Using my ploys to get the boys
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What's the difference if you find me attractive?
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Ask yourself what you want ...
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I'm flirtin' with his world
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He thinks I'm his girl,
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but there's more than meets the eye
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Football and shiny pearls ...
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It's the best of both worlds-
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And it's all between my thighs ...
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Best Of Both Worlds
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| Chris Crocker |
