Two sins are better than one
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two sins are better when you want to have fun
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so when the preacher Theodore
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gets bored and wants to score
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he calls a man-whore Jones.
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a preacher made confession today
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two hundred dollars was all that he paid
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and he said don't forget to bring
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that methamphetamine
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I want to get high when I get laid
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the preacher and the man-whore
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a methamphetamine perfume
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the preacher talks he's afraid of anybody gay
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but he loves a man-whore in a motel room
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Jones went to the T.V. station
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when he discovered
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the preacher's occupation
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he said I'm paid to be a slave
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but I just can't behave because
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the preacher wants to take my rights away
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the preacher and the man-whore
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the wife and kids are safe at home
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and when he goes on down to Denver
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to mix business with pleasure
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the preacher, he don't sleep alone
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Ted Haggard bragged about
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connections in the white house
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and promised Bush he could count
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on the voes of a million evangelicals
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The Cobra And The Man-Whore
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| Cobra Skulls |
