It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose
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It was a joke
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It made me laugh
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And then I realised-No!
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Oh yeah I felt I really had to go
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Before embarrassment was a fact
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I could have killed, killed for a moment alone
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One moment alone
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Oh no, I'm getting wet
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I wet myself, oh no...
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...but it's too late now...
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It was some minutesI will never forget
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It was a lifetime of pain
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Thought I was doing well
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Until the female from hell went up by my side
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She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're here
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It looks like you're getting wet somewhere
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She said: Get out of my house
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Before you ruin my fucking carpet
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Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go
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But there was something I wanted to do
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So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants
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And it's fun, you should try it too
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Oh yeah, I'm getting wet
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I wet myself, oh yeah
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I Wet Myself
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| Crucified Barbara |
