Happy Talkin Captains' tutu's too tight
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Means there'll be no more snookering you tonight
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P just looks bemused to be on foreign Shores -
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AH HA There ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]
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[Chorus]
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Vanians got a visit from a guy named Drac
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Says he's from the bloodbank wants his 10 pints back
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Singers rather sickly when it rains it pours -
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Oh no, there ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]
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[Chorus]
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Did you expect that I would believe
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the tale you told last Xmas eve
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About the man that man is fat and round
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Delivers gifts without a sound
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[Solo]
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[Chorus]
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Monty Oxy Moron's Mozart on natural gas
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Always playing symphonies out of his ass
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Pinch's about to get tied up with Las Vegas laws,
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Oh No, there ain't no Sanity Clause
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Ho Ho Ho etc
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There Ain't No Sanity Clause
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| The Damned |