Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste
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[Chorus]
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" Ooh stick you
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Your mama too
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And your daddy¡¦
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Ooh stick you
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Your mama too
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And your daddy¡¦
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Ooh stick you
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Your mama too
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And your daddy¡¦
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Ooh stick you
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Ooh stick you! "
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Your mama, your daddy
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Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
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You got a hole in your panty
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Got a big behind like Frankenstein
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Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
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Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
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In your ear with a can of beer
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Up your butt with a coconut
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OOOHHHH!
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" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]
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You go girl!
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EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
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OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
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EYE!
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So do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?
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You got facial hair like a polar bear
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You blow up like a toad and then explode
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Your face looks mean like Halloween
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You got big red eyes like cherry pies
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You got the IQ of a digeridoo
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You look insane and got no brain
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You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
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Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy
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" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]
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You go girl!
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Ride 'em cowboy!
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Yee-ha!
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Giddy up horsey!
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Ride 'em cowboy!
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
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It¡¯s like a horror movie isn't it?
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OOHH!
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Ride 'em cowboy!
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Ooh Ooh Eee!
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Ride 'em cowboy!
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Do you wanna know what
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I really think about you?
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You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
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You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
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Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
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Everybody knows you pick the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!
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Whatever!
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" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]
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EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Eye!!!!!!!!!
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You got ears on your face like spock in space!
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You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
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What?
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Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!
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What?
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Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
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Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
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Whatever whatever whatever!
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" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]
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Ooh Stick You!
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| Daphne & Celeste |
