Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
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this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
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You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
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you know where you can stick your brown eggs!
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Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
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a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
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Chorus: (x2)
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(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
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shake it til the slugs fall off!
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I like simple things, meaty pies!
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I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
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never could pronounce houderves,
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cannot speak the language of love!
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Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
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a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
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Chorus x 2
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(solo)
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Repeat Chorus (x4)
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Shake (Like A Lettuce Leaf)
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