Doo do do do doo a doo do do do doo
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On a bareback camel I rode across Egypt
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Without water in the blistered sun
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And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape
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And for the bull he was too tired to run
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Bound and tied a gagged and nailed in a barrel I went over Niagara oh yes
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But baby last night when you said you loved I turned into a quivering mess
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Cause women do funny things to me women do funny things to me
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I'm usually perfectly calm and colective and curious as I can be
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But ruby lips swingin' hips bitter minds tender sighs
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Pretty curles and flirty girls I see they do funny things to me
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Without a guide or a gun I went a huntin'
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Killed a tiger with my two bare hands
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Without a rope and barefooted I climbed Mount Everest
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And didn't even get a blister on my hand
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Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators
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And the snakes and skeeters and flies
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But baby last night when we started kissin'
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I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna die
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Cause women do funny things to me...
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Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon
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It was spring but it was forty below
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And when they began to plan for the moon
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Guess who volunteered to go
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Yes I'm always ready to show my courage and my extreme bravery
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But baby last night when you talked marriage you scared the living outta me
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Oh women do funny things to me...
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Funny things to me doo do do do doo funny things to me
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Women Do Funny Things To Me
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| Del Reeves |