[Aliens talking]
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Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
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Do anybody have something to show or... tell?
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[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]
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I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
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Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
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I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
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Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)
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Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
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So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)
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[Devin The Dude as Zeldar]
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I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
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Very good, I took some for myself
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Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family
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They say, "(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed...
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(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar
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I'm from, from planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar
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And we shop at WalMart
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I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the
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Green leafy thing I found in the field
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Yea they call it kill
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I rolled into the hood
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I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
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I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird
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They call me queer
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I say, "No... My name is Zeldar,
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I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
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and we shop at Walmart"
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(Stuttering... ahhh) I have kids
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I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field
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Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough
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So I cough and I puff on the
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Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill
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"What'd you say your name was?"
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"My name is Zeldar"
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Zeldar
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| Devin The Dude |
