Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school
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Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue
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Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool
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And watch the fringe benefits come second to none!
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Graduates from the old rock and roll high school
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Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose
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The uneducated spew some lame political view
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And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes!
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So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock!
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To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball
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'Cause that's all... that's all!
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Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto
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It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me
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And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow
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The "revolution" is a capitalist industry!
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So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk!
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I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall!
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If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock
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Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
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If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
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We're already there!
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(Mid section) Come on out to the Bruster spend-a-long
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Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique
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While directly paying for our advertising!
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Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!!
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And we'll appeal to a need
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Where one never used to be
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'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock
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So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
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And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
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So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door!
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So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door!
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So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door!
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So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!
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The Girls Next Door
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| Devin Townsend |
