It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
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I wish I was the President
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It's the end of the month and all my money i spent
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I wish I was the President
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I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
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So I could keep all the terrorists out
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I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
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And get high with little honor role girls
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I wish I was the President
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It's the end of the month and what a year so far
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I wish I was the President
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Every end of the month I buy a brand new car
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And drive it straight to the strip bar
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Where I'd be drinkin for free
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And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me
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Snortin shit up my nose
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With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
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I'd make every day a holiday
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I wish I was the President
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A mandatory raise for the underpaid
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I wish I was the President
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It's the end of the month another one down the drain
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I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
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And I would still complain
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I'd do whatever I please
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And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
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I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
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And fuck11 differnt porno stars
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I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
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And I'd barely have to see my wife
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I'd make every day a holiday
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I wish I was the President
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A mandatory raise for the underpaid
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I wish I was the President
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Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me
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Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
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Goddammit do you have to complain
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Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing
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I wish I was the President
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I Wish I Was The President
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