Let's take it back to 1982 just quickly
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I came into this world, and my Ma thought
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Ima name this little boy Paul
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Plain old boring old Paul
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And I always thought
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If I had a different name, would my life be different?
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Like
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Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard
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Evolved from the joke of a com'
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The king of the cards
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King of the castle
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King of the barstool
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Liked by all known but he thinks he's an arsehole
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Pass the parcel to Jimmy
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Everybody pass quicker then getting off with a glass of kill Kenny
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If anything, Jimmy's a man of the millennium
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No two men can better him, not even
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Lenny and Carl
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I put a penny in the jar
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Coz I swear he's rare as seeing henny in yah mini bar
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Face at the cinema
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Like Andy Garcia
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But compared to Jimmy, Andy's so last year!
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Brassieres, are thrown at his feet
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Ladies love him a¢æ?cos he's got a little dimple in his cheek
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(Bleurgh, yeah yeah yeah) Making me sick to my stomach
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And there's nothing you can do
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You gotta love him (You gotta love him!)
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It's
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[Chorus:]
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J.R., Jimmy Recard!
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Raise your glass for the king of the bar
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It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
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Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
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For J.R., Jimmy Recard!
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All my people singing hoorah hoorah
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For J.R., come and get down with J.R.
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He was always in the right place at the right time
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Had a lifeline
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Wiser than 95% of the sci-fi
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Four doors and his collar popped down like they should be
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Living off laughter like Lano and Woodley
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And it could be a¢æ?cos he had the world in his palm
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Every week a different girl on his arm
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His mum a doctor, dad a rockstar
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Concoct a little something, nine months, who popped out?
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[Chorus]
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The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, the J, the I, the M
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It's Jimmy! It's Jimmy!
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The J, Jimmy, no matter what
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The I, Jimmy, no matter what
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The M, Jimmy, no matter what
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It's Jimmy!
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Yeah, check
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It's like everything he touches
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Turns to gold, it's amazing
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Destiny on his side like Jay-Z pushing up daisies
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A breath of fresh air, the best there is
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Like getting in the electric chair and live
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Untouchable
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He never perish
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Reason my life is full
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He was the fairest of them all
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Like mirror mirror on the wall
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Like Wirrpanda on the ball
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Mum comes up with Paul
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When there's names like Jimmy
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Any plan or gimmick
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Every man will mimic
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Jimmy
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Open up my doors in the chimney
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That's why he's always fucking swimming in his winnings
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The names ringing in your ears man isn't it?
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Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors
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He was oblivious
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A sunshine day and night
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Would my luck change if I was given a name like
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[Chorus]
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Jimmy Recard
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