Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
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It'll make you smile
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All human life is here
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From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
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From the student who knows that to have one of those
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Would be suicide
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To the family man
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Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
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And everybody sings "ba ba ba da..."
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We're going where the air is free
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On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
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Selling crisps and tea
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She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
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For a sky-high fee
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Mini-Skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
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Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
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Of a small country
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And everybody sings "ba ba ba da..."
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We're going where the air is free
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Tomorrow belongs to me
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When you're sad and feeling blue
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With nothing better to do
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Don't just sit there feeling stressed
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Take a trip on the National Express
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National Express
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| The Divine Comedy |
