Tone deaf - I can't play an instrument
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Tone deaf - I can't even sing
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Tone deaf - I have to wear ear plugs
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The noise makes my ears ring
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They told me when I was eleven
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"You shouldn't even bother to try
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You've got no musical ability"
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And they weren't telling a lie
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Tone deaf - I've got no rhythm
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Tone deaf - I've got no pitch
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Tone deaf - I couldn't hit an octave
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If it meant that I'd get rich
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All I can do is shout
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Louder and faster than most
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That's what I do for a living
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Traveling coast to coast
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Tone deaf - I don't have good meter
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Tone deaf - I can't sing tremolo
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Tone deaf - I've got poor register
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You won't hear me sing falsetto
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No, I can't hit those high notes
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And I can't go real low
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All in all I'm tone deaf
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And everyone tells me so
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Tone deaf
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Tone Deaf
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| D.R.I. |
