lyrics and music by Kool Keith, a.k.a. Dr. Dooom
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Additional lyrics by Jackie Jasper
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Jackie, you keep them rollers in ya hair with that plastic all on ya head, huh
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Man, Hey, Keith, who did ya gerry curls, man, look good
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I seen ya¡¯ll this mornin on ¡®Cops,¡¯ man, they had ya¡¯ll pictures
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and all ya profiles and everything, ya¡¯ll should stay low.
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Gene called.
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He need five dollas.
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(Dr. Dooom)
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Ultimate focus behind ya neck can¡¯t reflex with text on your lyrical index
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Stop the masses rotate the fastest
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Afro gerry curl world, get ignited re-invited on your main sources like the
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Enforcers
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Sub-machines spray your Liberace pianos
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Free-style ambulances ring out your new dances
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While ya¡¯ll can¡¯t rap we took your ampex, we have protective custody
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Got your face disgustin¡¯ me
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Wit¡¯ animal-like instincts I left a dead gorilla in the skatin¡¯ rink
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Penetrated your Gap jeans with Black & Decker machines
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Alternate your Scullies, catch dead rats in Saran Wrap
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Put used diapers on your windshield wipers
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Make you eat your own feces, ?sell yourleardrumbelices?
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Pull out your colon leave your glands swollen
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Uncircumcised between your mom¡¯s thighs
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That¡¯s right, wit a face like Michael Myers
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I clip the ears off your body guards with some bloody pliers
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Bound to eat a German Shepard in the Mohave Desert
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While ya¡¯ll talk gangsta I push body carts in shopping carts
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Leave wigs on streets on Melrose so coroners can smell those
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Arms for three days, with three legs in the back seat ya¡¯ll get the back heat?
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With the police department scared to look at my apartment
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Three weeks ago I dumped a bag of legs with beer kegs
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Went to Ralph¡¯s and bought a six pack and some eggs
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Seen my face in the paper wit a beard, went home and shaved
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Took out ya bodies in the pickup truck back to the grave
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Drinkin¡¯ Yoo-Hoos and doughnuts, ya¡¯ll punks think I¡¯m so nuts
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Walkin¡¯ in hospital roooms like the black Dr. Dooom
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Push you in the wheelchair out the window down the steps like Iancide(sic.)
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You run and hide
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Handicap wit no maps I¡¯m after you throw gas at you.
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(The projects called the cops)
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The F.B.I. got our fingerprints
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Heavy big weights, we move in alternate states
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(The projects called the cops.)
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(Muthafucka')
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(Jackie Jasper)
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Jackie Jasper wit illegal drugs, sell for the thugs:
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A bag of penises and twenty butt plugs, Persian rugs
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Wit dead bodies on it, call Colombo, who dunnit, solve it
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And I¡¯ll revolve it
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And hold it, to the war to the hogs to the dogs?
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A vagina with bugs, rubs, cubs, getting fellatio
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Ratio fa sho¡¯. Positive why I die I live comatose tomato juice and
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Cherry Ho¡¯s and toast
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Santa Barbara at the Barbie coast most?
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Chicks licks black holes French expose
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Wastin¡¯ my children on her clothes that went up her nose, suppose?
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I penetrated ya neck wit a Bic pen
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Wit a belt around my waist like Bookmen?
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Don¡¯t ask my neighbors, bodies dead, sixty-nine flavors, behaviors
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Smokin¡¯ glass wit coleslaw hangin¡¯ out ya ass
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Take a blast, I¡¯m travelin¡¯ fast, pass a nymphomaniac
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Diggin¡¯ up corpse I¡¯m a necrophiliac getting my chick back
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In an up-smack
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Had that head bobbin,¡¯ joggin,¡¯ cyclin,¡¯ recyclin.¡¯
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Connivin,¡¯ arrivin,¡¯ hearse drivin¡¯ it¡¯s even.
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Seven heads, ten horns, believing. Evil demon
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As Stella Steven retreatin¡¯ you¡¯re beatin¡¯
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Eatin¡¯ dead puss. Sardine can smell from here to hell.
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A gladiator wit tights under disco lights.
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Blowin¡¯ a harmonica, yo, in Santa Monica in a Honda
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Name dazzle night fall the press cross dressed your name Rhonda?
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Call Macero? Call Dan-O, call Cello?
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Five-O rollin¡¯ in a Pinto from Ohio, Toledo, down to San Pedro
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Believe me, ho, I sold Curtis the blow.
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The F.B.I. got our fingerprints
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Heavy big weights, we move to alternate states
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(The projects called the cops)
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(Book em¡¯)
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Call the Cops
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| Dr. Dooom |
