Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation
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It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation
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You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown
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Slamming with waltzers all the way around
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You get caught up in the whip
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You're thrown into a flip
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You aim for someone's head
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To stain the floor red
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Give someone a kick
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To prove you're truly sick
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Bounce back from some blows
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And blood runs out your nose
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Flailing round and round
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And you're injury bound
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Waltz it up!
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The pit is it!
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You can take your chance
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On this rough new dance
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If you dare!
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To dive in!
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There are some that try
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But they won't survive
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They don't hit!
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'Cause they're wimps!
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And this exercise
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Helps you brutalize
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With us!
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Exodus!
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
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Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
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Come on and do the toxic waltz
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And slam your partner against the wall
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
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Good friendly violent fun in store for all
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Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
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If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
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Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool
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The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule
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So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt
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Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun
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Don't start to cry
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If you get a black eye
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Just dive back in
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And give another try
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But too much action
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May leave you in traction
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So you better get insurance
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No matter your endurance!
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Flailing round and round
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And you're injury bound
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Waltz it up!
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The pit is it!
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You can take your chance
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On this rough new dance
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If you dare!
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To dive in!
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There are some that try
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But they won't survive
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They don't hit!
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'Cause they're wimps!
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And this exercise
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Helps you brutalize
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With us!
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Exodus!
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
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Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
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Come on and do the toxic waltz
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And slam your partner against the wall
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
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Good friendly violent fun in store for all
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Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
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If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
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Get up on your feet
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Don't look so obsolete
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And thrash like an athlete!
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Don't sit there on your ass
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Don't look like you've got too much class
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You'll be harassed!
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You know we guarantee
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This is the key
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So rage or get the third degree!
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You begin frontal assaults
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And start your somersaults
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And do the toxic waltz!
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Do the toxic waltz!
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The Toxic Waltz
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| Exodus |
