(Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening,
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But I've been pretty good this year.
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And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah,
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But I hope you get my wish)
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Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas
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And I've been acting good all year
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I never have been all that superstitious
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But that don't mean I hate reindeer
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So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin
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I'm not quite sure how this works
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I wanna good girl for huggin and kissin
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Not a headcase who only dates jerks
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I don't need more toys and shiny things
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I just want a blonde who likes to sing
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So don't put a bow on a box
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There's no need to send Megan Fox
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I don't need big mansion
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So lets nix Scarlett Johansson
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They'll be teardrops on my guitar
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If I end up with Amy Smart
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So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
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So Santa when you come down the chimney
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You can skip right past the kitchen
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I know you're sick of all of the cookies
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So got you Fearless Platinum Edition
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And no one will mess with her when she's mine
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And Kanye will watch his mouth next time
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So, I'm gonna have to refuse
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If in comes Penelope Cruz
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If she is a bad girl, sending her back
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Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack)
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I'd rather have Jason Mraz (I'm yours)
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Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
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So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
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I know her and I are gonna fit...
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Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it
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I'd rather be hangin alone
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Than makin out with Emma Stone
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Yeah I'd rather get a subpoena
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Than kick it with Angelina
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And yeah I'll probably she'd a few tears
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If you mess up and send Britney Spears
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So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
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Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)
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| Evan Taubenfeld |
