[Chorus: 2x]
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Don't grab my keys when the party's over
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I drive better drunk, than you do sober
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[Verse 1]
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I don't know what you've been told
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I've been drinkin since 12 years old
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Started in 1988
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Hangin at the liquor store real real late
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I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup
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Drunk the bottle, I threw up
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Over the years, I learned to pace it
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Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted
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I like beer, but I love malt liquor
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Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker
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Stop on the freeway, take a whiz
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Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
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I drive better drunk than I do sober
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Cuz when I'm sober right
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I think I can make through the, red light
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Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right
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But when I'm drunk, I know I can't
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So I ain't, I drive like a saint
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Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
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I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk
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[Chorus: 2x]
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[Verse 2]
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I dropped outta school in 9-0
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Became the world's greatest wino
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I drink at home, I drink at work
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Ignore the boss, he just a jerk
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I drink 12:00 in the day
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Relax my nerve, serve my yay'
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When my day go bad, I always drink
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Calm down, relax and think
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Only days we like to clown
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A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down
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On weekends, that's when it's cool
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To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool
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Once I get into that zone
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I leave that beer and that liquor alone
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I can barely walk, I can barely talk
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But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk
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[Chorus: 2x]
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[Verse 3]
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I ran from the cops in the rain
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With my church shoes on
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I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton
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Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended
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All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back
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Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
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Fell asleep on the 14
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Woke up on the 405
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Fell asleep on the 405
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Woke up on the 105
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Fell asleep on the 105
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Woke up in bed
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Call that, uh, autopilot
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But don't try that at home; I got skills
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I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
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"These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs
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"You gotta grab them in the mandible"
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We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)
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So we might have to drive
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All day, and all night
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I got some music
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So it's alright
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[Repeat 4x]
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All day, and all night
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I got some music
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It's alright
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Make you feel good
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Rollin through the hood
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With your windows down
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Checkin out your sounds
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Just lend me a light
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No stress and strive, baby
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Drive Better Drunk
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| Afroman |
