"Err Simmer down ladies and gentlemen, Simmer down, hey,
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you're acting rather irresponsibly right now, god damn you all"
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Hold your horses, steady now,
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'Cos we're floating precariously and therefore furthermore frivolously
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On tectonic plates
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Everything we stand on and everything we stand for
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Is rather unstable right now
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So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare
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But I think I'll tease my pallet with some crudites, just to prepare
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Cos you see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time
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So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine.
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Ahhrgh! This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!
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So knuckle down and use your head
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Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce
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Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents
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Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up)
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Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up)
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Lets throw it up and start again
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Lets throw it up and start again
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Shoo!
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Nicely does it now
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Steady...
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hold... hooolllldd....target locked
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Cop a load of this one
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Arr yeah!
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Ahh That was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very sat-is-fied
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I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine.
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The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable,
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All in all a splendid spread.
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The Jester
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| Enter Shikari |
