(Retail groceries...)
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Do you know how Jesus feels
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when he's behind his sportscar wheel
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and the windscreen glass is all gummed up with blood?
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Do you know how old Jesus feels?
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For he walks the Earth again
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but not in Mecca or in Jerusalem
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No, he sells papers and beer in a shop in Crouch End [London, England]
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For he walks the Earth again
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CHORUS:
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So viva dead ponies
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Come out and fight me
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Viva dead ponies
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Customers: Drop dead
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I have switched the fridges off
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and I will burn down this whole stinking shop
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I will get drunk and I will break every little Islamical [sic] law
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for I have switched the fridges off--CHORUS
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"I haven't made love in a while.
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It's the best way to make a child,"
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said Jesus to the disciples. He then further said, "If you can't shift this crate of Brillo pads by Friday, vengeance will be mine!"
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So viva dead ponies
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You're afraid to fight me
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Customers--pay what you owe! [...?]!
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Viva dead ponies
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back from the circus
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They lunched with Jesus
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Fire in their noses all gone, all gone...
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Viva Dead Ponies
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