Wrote a song, it was wrong from it's very first conception
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Seemed I struggled on every line
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It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty, wasn't serious or witty
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The song that didn't rhyme
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The band couldn't wing it, the singer couldn't sing it
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The drummer's always out of time
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The DJ's were offended, my union card suspended
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Billboard declared it a crime
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The melody blows in a key that no one can find
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The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
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A three minute waste of your time
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On a song that didn't rhyme
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It was bland, it was boring, all the groupies they were snoring
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The first time we played it live
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All the record guys got fired, the president retired
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But somehow the song survived
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The melody blows in a key that no one can find
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The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
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The melody blows in a key that no one can find
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The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
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A three minute waste of your time
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No redeeming value of any kind
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But thanks for the twelve ninety nine
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On a song that didn't rhyme
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The Song That Didn't Rhyme
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| Alice Cooper |
