There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you
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Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane
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Have a nice day
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Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
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A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
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The main course - degradation a la mode
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You accept the invitation
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I know how to treat a lady
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I'm a fountain of love, like Christ
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So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
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Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
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In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
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Turbulent ... Whirlpool
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Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend
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I think I need a foxy terrier
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With a capital T, that rhymes with D
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That stands for derriere
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To bark for me and keep me company
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You look so nice
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With your nose in the dirt
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You're my puppy
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Bend over and lick yourself
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And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
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Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo
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Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole
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I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed
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I'm the one you want, the one you get
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Shit sucking butt fucking nerd
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I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist
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I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop
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I shit - an infinite push-pull
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Hedonism trading fours
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You scratch my back I'll scratch yours
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Incubus ... Succubus
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Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane
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It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog
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With a capital D, that rhymes with tree
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That stands for pee pee
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Your knight in shining armor
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Ain't no nice guy at all
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I am the devil who's under the skin
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I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
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God is my tactic and nature's my game
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Forget all your opinions baby
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Because I will always win ... Lesbian
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O-U-8-1-8
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The ritual
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I urinate chivalry
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Instinctual
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Cuz I'm such a gentleman
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You look so nice
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With your nose in the dirt
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Mr. Nice Guy
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| Mr. Bungle |
