Had a dream I was on TV
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Phil Donahue meets Mr. T
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I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer
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Phil said, "I really love the band.
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My daughter is your biggest fan.
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But there is just one thing I've got to hear:
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What is punk?"
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I said, "we drink a lot of Stroh's,"
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and Alex punched him in the nose
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"we see your daughter after every show"
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then we set fire to his hair
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and stole his pen and broke his chair
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He said, "There's just one thing I want to know:
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What is punk?"
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We scrawled the walls with MTX
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while Byron grabbed him by the neck
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Frank said the seven words you shouldn't say
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Then Alex started looking pissed
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and said, "I hope we're paid for this"
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and Phil said, "Thank you, guys, you made my
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day-but:
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What is punk?"
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What Is Punk?
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| The Mr. T Experience |