(I'm dreaming...)
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There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
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A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
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A baby doll that burps 'n pees;
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A case of airplane glue!
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There's a hungry plastic troll,
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To scarf yo buddy's arm!
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There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
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"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
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There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
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There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
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There's a doll that looks like mommy
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(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
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There's a doll that looks like daddy
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(He's a funny little man...
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Push a button 'n ask fo money:
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There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
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We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
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Christmas don't make it no more!
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Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
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Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
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There's a man who runs the country
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There's a man who tried to think
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And they're all made out of plastic
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(When they melt, they start to stink)
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There's a book with smiling children,
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Nearly dead with Christmas joys
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And smiling in his office
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is the creep who makes 'the toys'
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(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
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You got little plastic pools of blood
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Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
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...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
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There's this other thing, I...
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I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
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and comes with a tape recorder...
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I got plastic brass knuckles
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with sound effects
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We got a '39 Chevy...
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Uncle Bernie's Farm
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| The Mothers Of Invention |
