My mom said "I believe in God."
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So I told her I was an Athiest
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The next day, I went to church just to
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Piss off some Satanist
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I only hang at the coffee shop (x2)
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Please pay attention to me
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Chorus
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I want to believe in what you don't
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It gives me something to do
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I am all about proving myself
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I have nothing to do
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I am a Democrat except to my dad
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I hate dogs but only when there's cats
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I will never be able to make up my mind
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A solid opinion is a tough thing to find
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I can recite facts from various books (x2)
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Please pay attention to me
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I want to believe in what you don't
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I wanted something to prove
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I wanted to feel somehow better than you
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I have nothing to do
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Chorus
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Intellectual
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| Mighty Mohawk Man |
