I had a baby named Jane she could shake that thang
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said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
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she sang a soul train with her friend named Jen
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her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Ben
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Jen was a hurdy-gurdy, dirty little girly
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I heard it from a birdy
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she could cook a mean turkey
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with gravy; baby, baby, baby
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Baby was Jen's best friend, and maybe
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if you were lucky- licky-licky, sucky-sucky
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Mickey-Mickey, fuck me, fuck me
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more junk in the trunk than a Honda
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I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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one, two, three, four
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get your booty on the dance floor
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work it out, shake it little momma
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let me see you do the Jane Fonda
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five, six, seven now
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if you don't know, let me show you how
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to work it out, work it little momma
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I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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I had a princess, queen of incest
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she was inbred, but Jean had big breasts
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and big eyes and a big ass to match
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Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
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then came Molly, a hood from Hollywood High
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so fly, she was transatlantic
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she was a manic depressive (manic depressive)
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which was impressive,
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very impressive, I had to test it
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tasted like chicken and was lemon-scented
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she took me home to her momma
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I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda
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one, two, three, four
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get your booty on the dance floor
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work it out, shake it little momma
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let me see you do the Jane Fonda
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five, six, seven now
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if you don't know, let me show you how
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to work it out, work it little momma
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I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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I had a doll named Dana
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from Santa Anna
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she was a waitress at the Copa Cabana
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she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
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like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
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her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
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and you could see her ass from outer space
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so I landed on her planet
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and planted a Mickey Av. flag in it, damn it
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one, two, three, four
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get your booty on the dance floor
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work it out, shake it little momma
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let me see you do the Jane Fonda
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five, six, seven now
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if you don't know, let me show you how
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to work it out, work it little momma
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I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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one, two, three, four
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get your booty on the dance floor
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work it out, shake it little momma
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let me see you do the Jane Fonda
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five, six, seven now
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if you don't know, let me show you how
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to work it out, work it little momma
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I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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Jane Fonda
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| Mickey Avalon |
