[Master Ace]
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Awww yeah! Uh, uh huh
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One two, microphone check one two
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Microphone check one two, mircophone check one two
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Tell you what I'm gonna do
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On and on and on is how the beat goes
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So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros
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And dance till the feeling is gone in your toes
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I wear shorts in the summer, Timberlands when it snows
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Sometimes I like to chill, sometimes I like to mingle
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Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single
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Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though
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That's because Jimmy might end up on death row
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Now this here jam is like a special kind of song
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It's not too short, but then again it's not too long
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I brought someone with me, someone you might know
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He's bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe
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All the way up to your last hair folicle
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[Biz Markie]
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Hey hey hey, it's me the diabolical
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Yes, y'all and, it's time for me to fall in
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To a funky beat to make you have a ball and
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Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like pump
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C'mon don't be a chump, I see four and maybe five
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Live party people but the rest did not survive
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(Why?) They had a cardiac arrest
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Now rocking microphones is something I do daily and
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Making people dance like if I was Alvin Ailey, and
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People just love it when the Biz starts to play
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With my (beatboxing), and by the way
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Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky
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And I'm the sneaky type to like slip a girl a Mickey
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And I live the type of life that's far from affordable
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Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable
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Me and Master Ace is FONKY (Word to Miz)
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Yo, who is it Ace? (It's me and the Biz)
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It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4x)
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[Biz Markie]
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Yo Ace, I got an, um, question
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Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime?
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[Master Ace]
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Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme
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All I need is a groove that's as smooth as a harp and
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I'm ready to talk nuff shit like Al Sharpton
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I take the stage and engage in a page and
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My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age
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[Biz Markie]
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Yo, I'm the B-I-Z M and, like a lot of women
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Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon
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Oochie Louie Findy, me and Sexy Cindy
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Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy
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Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and
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They know it's me, because I'm the B-I-Z
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Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life
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Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a wife?
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And get a regular job where I'm working 9 to 5
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Shit, I'm the Biz and it's great to be alive
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[Master Ace]
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I'm making crazy hits, a winner never quits
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So those that used to diss me in the past are having fits
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But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table
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Cause I'm able to rock a crowd without a cable
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Or a Cuban Link and (Yo, Lincoln wasn't Cuban!)
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So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky Rubin
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M-A-S-T-E-R and this ain't store bought hip-hop from a jar and
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It sure ain't Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the Wiz
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It's me and the Biz
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It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4x)
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[Master Ace]
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I'm a 100% proof and rag on the roof and
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Pulling crazy cuties without a gold tooth
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Wilding, styling, this land is my land
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(You're a) prisoner to my music like you was on Riker's Island
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A slim, soft-spoken brother from the ghetto
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My name is Master Ace and I thought that you should know
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You run your rhymes like a horse and force
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Extra booty lyrics on the crowd like you're the boss
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I think you'd better keep them to yourself
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Do it for yourself, put your lyrics back up on the shelf
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Now I'm going to pass it to the B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I-E
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Cause I know you want to see him
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[Biz Markie]
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Ah one two, one two, this is what I'm gonna do
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Keep the place jumping, get it wild like a zoo
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If anyone can do it, the B-I-Z can
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Peace to Marley Marl, Tagedy, and MC Shan
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And my cousin Cool V and, TJ Swan E and
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The Jungle Brothers swinging from a tree and
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EPMD and, Nice and Smooth B and
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MC Craig G and, Just I-C-E and
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The list goes on and on and on and on
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I go to Dapper Dan or Bennaton
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Hey hey, I got some shoutouts, I know you all bought my new album
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| I know |
