Conversations with my bathroom mirror
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are never the same
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as when you're standing here
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I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,
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that teenage wasteland
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so begins the Jack Slap Cheer
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Your mom ain't home
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she's out stripping for your education
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Your dad's out marching for the NRA
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I'm so damn bored
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I'm crawling out of my skin
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The devil's got more room to play
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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when you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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It gets so boring and you live right up the street
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16 summers, let's make one complete
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We're all Jack Slaps here
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Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
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All lost on the same frontier
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so face the facts and sing the Cheer
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1,2,3,4
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Your dad stepped out
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He's .09 and on the highway
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The speaker's blown, but he still sings along.
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Just trying to get some.
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Some satisfaction.
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Bring me home, don't send me home
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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When you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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It gets so boring and you live right up the street
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16 summers, let's make one complete
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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When you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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This town get so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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When you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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(Were all jack slaps here)
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When you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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(Jack slaps with jack slap fear)
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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(Were lost on the same frountier)
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When you're not scoring
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Face the facts, Same Sphere
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This town gets so boring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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When you're not scoring
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(na na na na na na na na na)
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It gets so boring and you live right up the street
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16 summers, lets make one complete...
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The Jack Slap Cheer
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| The Matches |
