You can cut to the chase
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And you know it's okay
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'Coz we only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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Baby, get to the point
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And quit the foreplay
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines anyways
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54 percent of bank robberies take place on a Friday
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men
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Elvis never ever gave an Encore
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The number of wars fought between countries
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That both have at least one McDonald's is zero
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Every 5 minutes, an area of rainforest
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The size of a football field is eliminated
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Women who read romance novels
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Have sex twice as often as those who don't
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Did you know a can of Diet Coke will float in water
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While a can of regular Coke will sink
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The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia
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Because one of its stars was a pig
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Males on average think about sex every 7 seconds
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More than 50 percent of the people in the world
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Have never made or received a telephone call
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Syphilis has risen 500 percent in the last six years in London
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Why is it that everybody seems to get older
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Except for Cliff Richard?
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You can cut to the chase
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And you know it's okay
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'Coz we only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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Baby, get to the point
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And quit the foreplay
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines anyways
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1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia
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According to several sources, Dr. Harvey Kellogg
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Actually tried to make a cure for masturbation
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When he made cornflakes
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Women are 30 percent more sexually active during a full moon
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Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership
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In every single episode of Seinfeld
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There's a Superman in at least one scene somewhere
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If you weighed all the animals in the world
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Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight
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In Minnesota, there's a law
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Against men having sex with living fish
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Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute
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Humans and dolphins are the only species
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That have sex for pleasure
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Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton
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You can cut to the chase
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And you know it's okay
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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In the papers, on the news
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Heaven heard, there's no excuse
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Informations everywhere
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All you need to know is right here
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It's possible to attend your own funeral
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Because the human brain continues to send out
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Electrical wave signals for up to 37 hours following death
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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You can cut to the chase
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And you know it's okay
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'Coz we only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines
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Baby, get to the point
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And quit the foreplay
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We only read the headlines
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We only read the headlines anyways
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We Only Read The Headlines
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| Lazyboy |
