You can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
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If I¡¯m Obelix,
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You are my boulder,
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Well I ain¡¯t never seen such a big hard bastard cry like I did that day,
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He said ¡°I lost everything that ever meant anything and I can¡¯t go on living this way¡±,
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He slammed his pint down on the table and said ¡°I ain¡¯t never drinking again¡±,
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I put my hand on his shoulder, looked him square in the eye and I said ¡°listen my friend,
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You can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
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If I¡¯m Obelix,
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You are my boulder¡±
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You can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
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If I¡¯m Obelix,
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You are my boulder
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I said ¡°If you need a place to stay you can always come over,
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I¡¯ll clean out the front room and you can sleep on my sofa¡±,
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He said ¡°I can only apologise if I seem out of touch,
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The only reason I scream and shout is cos I care so much¡±,
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So you can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
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If I¡¯m Obelix,
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You are my boulder.
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You can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
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If I¡¯m Obelix,
|
You are my boulder
|
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Rats!
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They fought the dogs, and killed the cats,
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And bit the babies in the cradles,
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And ate the cheeses out of the vats,
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And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles,
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Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
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Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,
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And even spoiled the women's chats,
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By drowning their speaking
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With shrieking and squeaking
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In fifty different sharps and flats.
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You can lean on me,
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Cry on my shoulder,
|
If I¡¯m Obelix,
|
You are my boulder
|
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You can lean on me,
|
Cry on my shoulder,
|
If I¡¯m Obelix,
|
You are my boulder
|
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You can lean on me,
|
Cry on my shoulder,
|
If I¡¯m Obelix,
|
You are my boulder
|
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You can lean on me,
|
Cry on my shoulder,
|
If I¡¯m Obelix,
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My Boulder
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| The King Blues |
