i wonder if you've ever seen
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the way the man in the lookout house looks at me
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before he takes out his teeth and asks me to sign the wall
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and i sign his wall with a heel of bread
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dipped in green listerine
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and then i kiss him on the head
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and leave through the door in the floor
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as he starts to fall down dead
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i've got a pocket full of quarters and i'm headed for the woods
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i'm gonna play miss pac man in a puddle of mud
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i'm not gonna lose my shoes unless i start to cry
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and the man in the moon said i'm not left handed
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and he did a swan dive to the promise land
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while you were lost in my bob hope diamond eyes
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there's scary topiary to the left of the pool
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the trail to the right goes back to middle school
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i'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say
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they say lowest common destiny and so i run away
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'cause i can't make the grade when i'm on display
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here comes the man with the laminated plan
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for the vince mcmahon expressway
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will you be me? will you be me?
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wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
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write my mommy, do my homework,
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feed my babies, fight my crazies
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will you be me? will you be me?
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wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
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write my mommy, do my homework,
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feed my babies, fight my crazies
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my cat came back life, turned into a skunk
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kissed my dog and he got drunk
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when i tried to pet her she turned into a beam of light
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pam and susie were there i said i miss you
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but they didn't hear me
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the ground started bouncing so i jumped up trying
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to feel like an angel flying
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watch out for the power lines
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unless you wanna die
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Will You Be Me?
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| Kimya Dawson |
