{Kool Keith on the phone}
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Hello -- did Cathy come in today, or what?
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I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me
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She's not on time, you know her hair ain't combed
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She's not dressed properly
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She's always wearin jeans, and this is a company
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where you wear dresses, and you look neat and come in
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with your briefcase
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And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped
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[Kool Keith]
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Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure
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Space investor, Wall Street Journal analysist
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The rates of companies by speed Paine-Webber
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Merryl Lynch, no other than Solomon Brothers
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Banking system with my computer wisdom
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Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie
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Girls know I'm fly -- on the A-X-1 new floppy disk
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"Hello? There's somebody out there to see you"
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No, tell her to call me back
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I'm busy with the President of the United States
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Discussing more rates on a higher level
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Don't give me feedback, I don't need that
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Two trips to Costa Rica, I'll be a week back
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Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack
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Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired
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I'm the new boss of this company girl
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(I want you to fax yourself to China OK? Do this now)
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Chorus: Kool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X)
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The girls don't like the job
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Secretaries don't like my ways
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I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot
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I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot
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[Kool Keith]
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Down at 55 Water Street
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Top official always seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo
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Bank of America with my fine secretary Erykah
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Me and Al Sharpton was talkin about real estate in Compton
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With a loan from General Mills
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I would start a new NBA team Baldwin Hills
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The Baldwin Hills Spacemen
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Lime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo
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? the group solo, that's right, dolo
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with the comissioner of the basketball
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Passin y'all in my ASR Rolls Royce
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Y'all can't stop my voice and opinion, here's a card and my phone extension
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Not to mention I ripped up four tickets to the Grammy awards
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I had pasta with my new team and my roster
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Agents beware, I'm talkin to Shaq behind the Lakers back
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Michael Jordan I'M AFFORDING, keep tapes recordin
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Buyin baseball stadiums, talkin to Joe Morgan
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Cincinatti Reds, I'm over your heads
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Call my limo Nancy, make it fancy, I'm in a rush
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No time for coffee, ice cream from Mr. Softie
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[baseball stadium organ playing]
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Tom Hanks calls the base of Keith in the UK
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We sold a lot of Mercedes Benz's
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and BMW's to the small starving communities
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Even as an import, it's just a regular cab in foreign countries
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Materialistic for just the ignorant ones only the United States
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I'm goin to lunch, I'll be right back
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{The girls don't like the job!}
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Cutback on time
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Employees research files, tryin to find my styles
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Sippin on a glass of Sprite
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Toni Braxton wanna sing Pride with me tonight
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I gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dog
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Puppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the week
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I been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant Terry?
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You'll get no record deal actin like Neneh Cherry, back to work don't flirt
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Give me them passes to the James Brown concert
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Front row seats at least, PLEASE don't bother me I need peace
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Terry you been late a lot
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I hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancin
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Take two days off, I'm goin to the playoffs
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Chorus 1.5X
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The Girls Don't Like the Job
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| Kool Keith |
