Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
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everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
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Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
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I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
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When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
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I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
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I went downstairs and what did I see?!
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A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.
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He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
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and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.
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That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?
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She didn't even...
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She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye,
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I was there to give'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah,
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I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma,
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Give'em a taste of me, give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey,
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Your monkey can stay with me,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ahhhh
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Ahhhhhhhh
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Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day,
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He will never zima zima, never never not that day,
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I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah,
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But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga,
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You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four,
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Santa can suck my dick all day
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The christmas song
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| Korn |
