Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
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A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
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I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway
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And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
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Well, it might not be too Christian of me
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And it might not be too nice
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But I wish we were all just standing around
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Throwing rocks instead of rice
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Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
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Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
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If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
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And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
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In the you know where
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Well, it might not be too Christian of me
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And it might not be too nice
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But I wish we were all just standing around
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Throwing rocks instead of rice
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Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
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Place your bets, my money's on less than a year
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Well, it might not be too Christian of me
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And it might not be too nice
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But I wish we were all just standing around
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Throwing rocks instead of rice
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Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
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Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey
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Rocks Instead Of Rice
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| Kellie Pickler |
