INTRO [Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC}
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Ahh yes
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Swinging along, just swinging ahh yeah
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Me and my main man Ebony MC {Right about now}
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Just swinging along {We just swinging along}
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Ah yeah, special shout out {Bust it}
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[Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC} (Both)
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We rock the mic {We rock the mic well}
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We rock the mic {We rock the mic}
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Well, we rock the mic and (We rock the mic well)
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(1) for the treble (2) for the bass
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Come on Ebony MC help me rock the place
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{Ebony MC}
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We be waiting, playing, anticipation
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The next new rhyme that I be creating
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For '89 I decided to fix, my rhymes
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To make them fresher, to cook under pressure
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To be on top and never be the lesser
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I'm the animal, uh the hunter
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To go getter of a guy
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I am the best of the west the beast of the east
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Some people call me lazy, but that's alright
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I like to lie around talk around, fun around
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Sleep, get comfortable and even relax
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'Til my sleep meter reaches the ultimate max
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To live without my waterbed would be ?????
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'Til the party roles around my...
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[Maestro]
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Well, I'll never be a peddler, never be a bagger
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I'm not Jimmy Walker, but I'm not a Swarteneger
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You know I got the build of a regular man
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I'm not a J.J., but not no Conan
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Just Maestro, not second or third
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I eat at Burger King 'cause I'm not Herb
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And if your name happens to be Herb
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Just say {I'm not the Herb you're looking for, Word}
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I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet fathers
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They all want me to marry their daughters
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It happens to me almost everyday
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A girl will take me to her crib and this is what she'll say
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'Mom and dad this is Wes' and I'll say hi
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Ma will pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pie
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Dad says 'I'm pleased to meet you, I'm Mr. Jones'
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'You the most decent chap Janine's brought home'
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'Would you like to have a beer?'
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No thanks just juice
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'Grandma woke up, we'll have to introduce'
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'Oh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law'
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See what I mean they won't leave me alone
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I just wanted to jump in Janine's pretty little bones
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Janine said 'grandma, this is Wes'
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Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was deaf
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I said, hi my name is Wes, 'did you say Fresh?'
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That's right Fresh Wes, I drank the juice and I left
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{Ebony MC}
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Well I was walking downtown and I saw this whore
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She had a body like a two by four
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She came on over, asked for my number
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I said, no ho, all you want is my lumber
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No, no baby I won't be doing that
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You won't see me stroking no street corner cat
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'Cause I'm an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funky
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My beats and rhymes rocked Humpty Dumpty
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MCs want to thump me, girls want to jump me
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My face is smooth and never ever lumpy
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(*Laughter*)
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[M] That was good, that was good
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{E} Yo, Wes drop that Snow White story man
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Go ahead, drop it
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[Maestro]
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Check it out
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I remember a story, when I was small
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About Snow White and the seven Dwarves
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Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be true
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If I was one of them I knew exactly what I'd do {What, what?}
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The story that was told was totally wack
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Snow White was a freak and the dwarves were black
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She lived in a house, you could probably figure
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What she be doing with a bunch of horny niggas
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Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy
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Come one, come on, come on she was sleazy
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Happy, Sleepy and my brother Bashful
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Made sure Snow White got her mouthful
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{Ebony MC}
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Well I'm the cutest looking guy, I like to say
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Conceded you call me, but that's okay
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I've often thought about posing for ceterfolds
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The girl designed me and they broke the mold
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Part of the creation, what can I say
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They even made up an Ebony playmate
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You know I always keep the body looking fine
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The dimple, the smile, nothing out of line
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No dirt in the dimples, I keep the face neat
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No sugar in the body, I eat the Shredded Wheat
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I use the eye drops to keep the eyes clean
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Hair so fine I use Ultra-sheen
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The buttock firm, the girls enjoy that
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No need for exercise I don't collect fat
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The feet are large and the jewels look great
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You could try to change but you're late get laid
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Wish you were me but that could never be
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| First of all your name is |
