It was a girl's night out
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I was sittin' at home
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My brother-in-law called me on the phone
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He said "Son, let's you and me go steppin' out
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I found a place the girls know nothin' about"
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Well I knew when we crossed that county line
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We were in the Wrong place at the wrong time
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A mountain-lovin' man was takin' money outside
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I saw a line of Harleys and some four-wheel drives
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I said "Brother-in-law I think we better steer clear
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Don't tell me that you really wanna go in here
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I ain't a fortune teller but I kinda got a vibe
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We're in the wrong place at the wrong time"
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Wrong place, wrong time;
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Lord I must be outta my mind
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If we ever get outta this place with our lives
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What in the world we gonna tell our wives?
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I was mindin' my business sittin' on a stool
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My brother-in-law was actin' like a fool
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He had a tatooed lady out on the dance floor
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They were doin' a dance I'd never seen before
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Then the bartender said "That's the bouncer's wife
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You're in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Wrong place, wrong time;
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Lord I must be outta my mind
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If we ever get outta this place with our lives
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What in the world we gonna tell our wives?
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That mountain of a man came runnin' inside
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The tatooed lady pulled a switchblade knife
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I thought "Lord have mercy, we've reached the end"
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When the local police came and hauled us in
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We were standing in front of that night court judge
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Only sixteen dollars between the two of us
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I said "Judge I'd rather spend my life in jail
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Then to have to call home to make my bail"
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He said "Four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine
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You're in the wrong place at the wrong time"
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Wrong place, wrong time;
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Lord I must be outta my mind
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If we ever get outta this place with our lives
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What in the world we gonna tell our wives?
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What in the wold we gonna tell our wives?
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We're in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Wrong Place, Wrong Time
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| Mark Chesnutt |
