Ladies and Gentlemen!
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Yes my fine gentlemen friends
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Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics
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Called Left Pimping
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Everybody turn to Left Pimping
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Now as you can see
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It's located in a region near your man
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Called untitled space
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If it's your man
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Then why the hell is he chillin' in my ride (why)
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He told you he was faithful
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The nigga must have lied (precisely)
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The nigga must have tried
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Just to abide
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Your commitin' stride
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He put that shit aside
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When I spread that like fungus (lesson number one)
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If size came with age
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He's far from the youngest
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That brother's humongous
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Oh how the hell his tongue is (number two)
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Adoring cunnalingus
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How I run this ruckus (how I bring it like this)
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It's jammin' like Smuckers
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Fuck this
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Wonderin' why he ask for cash
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When holidays arrive
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But time is money
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And his pockets don't survive
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I'm quite the investment
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Hot and incandescent
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Cristal eporvesence (Y'all do Moet)
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Makes my smile go crescent
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I be big pimpin'
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Try to stop my intentions
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I think you're whipped
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Chorus:
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You be
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Trippin' trippin' trippin'
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On how your man be dippin'
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Stop slippin' slippin'
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Stay Left Pimpin'
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You'll be wishin' wishin'
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Lippin' lippin' lippin'
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Stop bitchin' bitchin'
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And do the Left Pimpin'
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Trippin' trippin' trippin'
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On how your man be dippin'
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Stop slippin' slippin'
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Stay Left Pimpin'
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You'll be wishin' wishin'
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Lippin' lippin' lippin'
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Stop bitchin' bitchin'
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And do the Left Pimp
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My pops said
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Once you give a chick
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All the dick you stuck
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So I give 'em half
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And try to stay one step up
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Now you gotta know that I carry
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My game tight
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I'm tryin' to meet ya, feed ya,
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Fuck ya the same night
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Beat it now the daylight
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Mean tongue want me to see what it taste like?
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I know you do
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But I'm a pimp first
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Watch what you ask for
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Half Hispanic chicks call me Cockerspaniel
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Samples ain't free (uh uh)
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Born Brett Pimp
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For some of this here
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You gots to pay me
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Don't' love y'all broads
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Let y'all tongue massage this dick
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Also balls
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Give you back shots and big 4-door cars
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Love how your head bob up and down like see-saws
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See Ma I want you to understand somethin'
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A man's compelled to be with more than 1 woman
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As long as I keep u cummin' you shouldn't complain
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You do you, I do me
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Simple and plain
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Fam mover
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Hit hard like Zab Juda
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Mack come on
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I wrote the script with Mack Jr.
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Chorus
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Did I forget to mention (listen up now)
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Don't mean to be bitchin'
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But I'm short of Benjamin
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If you a lame hoe
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Lend ya man
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So my regimen produces regiments
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Of many men
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Of many skins
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From Black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Asian kin
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If your body right, mind right
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Pockets can't be tight (write it down)
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Where you goin' tonight?
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Where the moon is bright
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Fly away hoe
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Take flight
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Outta sight
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Cuz money on the side helps from outside
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Reside in the ride chauffer
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Well I'll drive
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With rims that be nice
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More Benz than rice
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System's too nice
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Them new purple headlights be too bright
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Engine of might
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That scream like a bitch
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About to lose they life
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All these things come about
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Due to the clout
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These niggas I scout
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Standin' strong and stout
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I bring out a spout
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Cuz there's no drought
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When the loot flow out
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(Come on)
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(Yeah)
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(Huh)
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(Left pimpin')
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Chorus
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Now as we bring this class to a close
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There is one last thing that we must review everybody
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Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance
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Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front
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Leeeeeean to the left
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And dip
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Come on y'all dip
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Do the Left Pimp
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Come on
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Everybody dip
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Do the Left Pimp
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Yeah yeah yeah
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Dip
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Do the Left Pimp
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Come on
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You ain't skippin' you ain't pimpin'
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Come on
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Do the left pimp
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Yeah
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You ain't kickin' you ain't pimpin'
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Get it up
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Do the left pimp
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Left Pimpin
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| Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez |
