You did not like us cos your girlfriend likely does
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And all your friends agree on her soft spot for me
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I'll have my hot hands over her soft spots soon you will see
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And if you want a list of all her favourite bits
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The next time I am free, quite comprehensively
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I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology
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Tell her the times we shared that broke have been repaired
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Cinders of our old jokes have once again been stoked
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But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed
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Oh I hung on your every word
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Til we were interrupted by the birds
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Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping, Oh your mask is slipping'
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Songs I've written about your girlfriend
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Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end
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Cos I've never made her smile like that
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And she never made me smile right back
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Although I always made her purr like a cat
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She said I never made her smile like that
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She stubbed a whole club's crest on me with cigarettes
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A swift that matched the bird upon her football shirt
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She would lift the hem, she would wear that thing like a skirt
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The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes
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She painted my lips red so that we both ensured
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I kissed her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned
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All night I hung on your every word
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Til we were interrupted by the birds
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Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping, Oh your mask is slipping'
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Songs I've written about your girlfriend
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Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end
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Songs I've written about your girlfriend
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Are just killing time while my heart is on the mend
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Cos I've never made her smile like that
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And she never made me smile right back
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Although I always made her purr like a cat
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She said I never made her smile like that
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Songs About Your Girlfriend
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