Shit happens,
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once or twice,
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Ha ha,
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It's a good day,
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I'm back home early,
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I'm going home to see my sugar,
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My girlie,
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I open up the door,
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As I do everyday,
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A man whose really naked says "hey, my name is jay"
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Jay?
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Hey, hey, Jay!
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That's not OK,
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You're laying on my girlfriend,
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I think you cannot stay,
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But jay had his points,
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To my surprise,
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He's a heavy wait champion,
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So here's my advice,
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Shit happens,
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Once or twice,
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Don't believe your girlfriend,
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Here's my advice.
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Shit happens,
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Once or twice,
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Don't believe your girlfriend,
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Here's my advice.
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My teacher Mr. Yawnee said you're never going to make it,
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And if I get my chance,
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Be sure that I would take it,
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But now I am a rock star,
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To his surprise,
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He passed my record for me,
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So here's my advice.
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Oh baby,
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Shit happens,
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Once or twice,
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Believe in yourself,
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Here is my advice,
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Shit happens,
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Once or twice,
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Don't believe your teacher,
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Here is my advice,
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Oh baby,
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Shit happens.
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Come on,
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I'll do,
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Uh,
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Let's make it funky,
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O baby,
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Shit happens,
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Once or twice,
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Here is my advice,
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O baby,
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Shit happens.
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Shit Happens
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| Lou Bega |
