Why must you pick on me?
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Have you no sympathy?
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I'm just trying to get to school.
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I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me.
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So I'm alone in the car pool (lane).
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When I saw those flashing lights,
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when I heard you read my rights,
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I knew this wasn't gonna be my day...
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So, Officer please don't ticket me,
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my violation doesn't deserve a citation.
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Please, I won't bother you so don't bother me.
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"Sorry son but that's what I've got to do."
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I'm tired of these stupid rules.
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I've got to waste my day at traffic school,
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and on top of that I've got to pay a fine.
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The CHP likes to pick on me.
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They've got no sympathy.
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They're nothing but fat red neck swine.
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(Chorus)
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Please
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| The Hippos |
