Everything your teacher says
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Is proved to be a fable
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There never was an Arthur
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Nor the knights, nor a round table
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The lady of the lake
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Was just a made up story too
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I hate to disappoint you all
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But it's not true!
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It's not true!
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Teacher, though you jibber
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You're just a great big fibber
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There was no Excalibur
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Galahad? No such lad
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Lancelot? Lance-not
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Guinevere? Dear, oh dear!
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Look at me, I'm real enough!
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Not true, Merlin! Disappear!
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There were no wizards, so it's clear
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That it's not true!
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While we're on the subject
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I'm afraid I must confess
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Though Dick Turpin was a highwayman
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He never owned Black Bess
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And Tutankhamen's tomb
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Was never hit by any curse
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There never was a dragon slain by George
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It gets worse!
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Pirates never made their victims
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Walk the plank on ships
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Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first
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To bring back spuds or chips
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Robin Hood and Marian
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A made up story too
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Outlaws out in Nottingham?
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It's not true!
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It's not true!
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Teach, you're such a liar
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Your pants are catching fire
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There never was a Friar Tuck
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Viking hat? No horn on that
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King Alfred's cake? Big mistake
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It never fried? The old books lied
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Frankly, I deplore ya
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I hope these kids ignore ya
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'Cause in fact, Queen Victoria
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Never said 'We are not amused'
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(Your children think I said what?
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They think you said 'we are not amused', your Highness
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Really? That's quite funny, isn't it?)
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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Ha, ha ha!
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It's not true, it's not true!
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It's not true, it's not true!
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It's not true, it's not true!
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It's not true!
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It's Not True
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| Horrible Histories |
