Ask me how do I feel
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now that we're cosy and clinging
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Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!
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From the moment we kissed tonight
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That's the way I've just gotta behave
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Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
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And If I were a banner I'd wave!
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Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
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Well sir, all I can say is if I WERE A gate I'd be swinging!
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And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!
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Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!
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Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.
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Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!
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Yes, I knew my moral would crack
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From the wonderful way that you LOOKED!
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Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
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AND if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
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Ask me how do I feel,
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now that we're fondly caressing
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Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
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Oh, If I were a season
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I'D SURELY be spring
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yes, or if I were a bell I'd go
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ding dong, ding dong ding!
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If I Were a Bell
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| Harry Connick, Jr. |
