Oompa loompa doompety doo
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I've got a perfect puzzle for you
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Oompa loompa doompety dee
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If you are wise you'll listen to me
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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
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Eating as much as an elephant eats
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What are you at, getting terribly fat
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What do you think will come of that
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I don't like the look of it
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Oompa loompa doompety da
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If you're not greedy, you will go far
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You will live in happiness too
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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Doompety do
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
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I've got another puzzle for you
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Oompa loompa doompeda dee
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If you are wise you'll listen to me
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Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
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It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
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But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
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Chewing and chewing all day long
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The way that a cow does
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Oompa loompa doompety da
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Given good manners you will go far
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You will live in happiness too
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
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I've got another puzzle for you
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Oompa loompa doompety dee
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If you are wise you'll listen to me
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Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
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Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
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Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
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You know exactly who's to blame
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The mother and the father
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Oompa loompa doompety da
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If you're not spoiled then you will go far
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You will live in happiness too
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
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I've got another puzzle for you
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Oompa loompa doompeda dee
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If you are wise you'll listen to me
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What do you get from a glut of TV
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A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
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Why don't you try simply reading a book
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Or could you just not bear to look
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You'll get no
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You'll get no
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You'll get no
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You'll get no
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You'll get no commercials
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Oompa loompa doompety da
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If you're not greedy you will go far
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You will live in happiness too
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Like the - Oompa -
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Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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Oompa Loompa
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| Harry Connick, Jr. |
